I had to drop a sample off
(a sputum pot for a nasty cough)
the receptionist called my records up
started to laugh so I said whassup
it says you’re allergic to insect bites
but they didn’t get the spelling right
‘comes out in weals’ but they spelled it ‘wheels’
I’m a sucker for a typo she squeals
Yeah I said but the top physicians
say it’s an automotive condition
(I stood there waiting for laughs and applause
but she just frowned so I left through the doors)