I stagger around after god-knows-what
compelled by this bitey draw
and I really don’t think about things a whole lot
so I’m pretty much the same as before

whilst it might look like a life of brutality
obsessed with things to devour
I worked all my life in hospitality
so I’m used to the punishing hours

you can shoot me till I’m in bits on the floor
but honestly it’s hard to explain
why the only thing that’ll stop me for sure
is a bullet to my wormy ol’ brain

I just walk here! I don’t make the rules!
it’s really not that exciting
I stagger around in malls and schools
and do a lot of biting

thanks for sitting and letting me talk
finding you was propitious
but – my! – how your neck looks plump as heck
and your hands so goddamn delicious