made from handcrafted, recycled ideas
our poems come with clear
easy to follow lines
beatable metres, snap fit rhymes
ready to read at any time

guaranteed
110% cliche free
every phrase
beautifully displays
a poetic aesthetic that lasts for days
every metaphor carefully inspected
legions of allegory rigorously rejected
to maximise your spoken pleasure
indoors, outdoors, whatever the weather

enjoy with a scotch
by a lake in a lodge
scrolling on your apple watch
(not included)

be an early adopter
a daily rhyme
to avoid the doctor

with one of our poems you’ll be absolutely fine
holding a poem waiting in line
to receive the court’s unholy verdict
(shout it out till you’re sure they’ve heard it)

Reviews:

I didn’t read any poetry before
I’d sooner slam my head in a door
but when I downloaded a coupla stanzas
I became poet laureate – what are the chances?
(five stars)

I always thought that fiction was lies
poetry a puzzle for snooty guys
I only read manuals, the papers and that
now I know words like ziggurat
(five stars)

bought a poem, turned out shit
really not at all happy with it
as soon as I took it out of the box
it fell to bits and ruined my socks
asked for a refund, felt a bit sick
all they sent me was a limerick
(one star)