a scary piece of shit
with teeth n’claws n’shit
mean as shit
runs in like shit
does a lot of really bad shit
ends up trading the shit
with a quippy hero shit
who’s certainly learned some shit
since he started this shit
and he sends the scary piece of shit
to hell and shit
and you think shit
that was some close shit
but oh shit
the scary piece of shit
unexpectedly jumps back in the shit
and it’s like oh shit
but the quippy hero shit
improvises some clever shit
and the scary piece of shit
gets smashed all to shit
and the quippy hero shit
wipes the gooey shit
from his shirt and shit
smirks and says shit
man – way to lose your shit
and you think shit
that scary piece of shit
is DEFINITELY coming back and doing shit
in a shit sequel
or an even shitter prequel
and you’re absolutely right about that