I’m so bored
my brain feels poured
like bubble tea gloop in a head-shaped gourd
wobbly grin
sharpied in
by a man in the pants he partied in

I’m so bored
my soul gets scored
nought out of ten on the ouija board
bad phantasm
defectoplasm
cast way down in a charisma chasm

I’m so bored
my dreams are stored
back of a gothic asylum ward
agitated
barricaded
possibly under-medicated