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augury
chuck sticks in the air
see how they land
sleep awhile
with an uncut bible
for a pillow
and when you awake
write your dreams
on a true, flat stone
and skip
over standing water
you should not have called us today my friend
we are in your fingers now
your synapses
that laughing?
that’s you, that is
please hold
for the next available
necromancer
you are number…less
in the void