I
You ask for succour but there’s none in our pockets. We spent it all on guns and rockets.

II
God offered his cheek to one that wouldst smite him. But then when he learned the meaning of smite He rolled up his sleeves and said ‘Okay! Right!’ And took the guy’s ear off in one big bite. Then Jesus stepped in to break up the fight. And they all ended up in the cells for the night.

III
Let us love one another for love is from God. And whoever loves has been born of God and knows God. And God knows we need a bit of love right now. So to recap – love one another because God is love and love God and get that love in as SOON as you can, PLEASE, because I’ve seen how He acts when the love gets squeezed. Earthquakes, wars, cancers, bugs – all these and more when you ration the hugs. God is everything, including your ass, so any questions best not ask. Show a bit of fealty. That sound real to ye?