pinocchio’s giving a conference tonight
strung out in all the flashing lights
the blue fairy stating the known unknowns
while his nose pushes over the microphones

dumbo’s down with a case of the grumps
the circus taken by the clowns and the trumps
his mouse denounced, his handler minted
his magic feather flogged on vinted

sleeping beauty makes the rent
by cutting meth with steradent
her body stiff but her lips still ruby
her prince away on a tour of duty

snow white trills, swiping right
7 more dwarfs on the bill tonight
onlyfans always makes her babble
that and that bitch with the poisoned apple

incoming flagged on the iron dome!
mary poppins in like a drone
with a mission to flatten the whole damned city
with a bag full of swag and a heart full of pity

spit spot
spit spot
hurry along children, don’t get shot