King Kong, Godzilla and The Kraken in a throuple
They admit it’s niche but it keeps them supple
The key is planning King Kong explains
and it’s not as tough as swatting planes
I was sceptical at first confesses Godzilla
I was always what you might call vanilla
Kong gets mad when his paws get wet
so we compromise to avoid upset
Mostly we just hang, play with trains,
decimate armies with uprooted cranes
The usual stuff monsters do
It’s just we do it in a three not a two
And the key to their happiness? That’s so tricky!
Kong’s quite hairy! Kraken’s slippy!
Godzilla admits to occasional flaws
sometimes reverts to fangs and claws
but they’re always open and try to talk
forget devastation, go for a walk
meet up for lunch with a hot bus or silo
stomp down the streets of New York or Cairo
Will it last? It’s hard to say
They wasted Acapulco yesterday!
There’s no such thing as a permanent structure
but they definitely feel stronger: paw, claw and sucker