the Prince of Darkness
has a GSOH regardless
you can be darned sure
a welcome mat inside the door
Abandon Hope and Shoes
His Infernal Rack of Toasting Forks
with cute little stickers
What’s your Point?
and
My Prickles Tickle
Verily hath He
splashed out fiendishly
on Amazon and Etsy
for comedy hangings
to go with all the skeletons;
in the Room of Eternal Rending
hoary slogans neverending
like this wildly grinning pelican
Is It True Can it Really Be Lunch Again?
while in the Flensing Room
carved bone homeware
absolutely everywhere:
Scare Today Gone Tomorrow
Life Is Short – Smile While You Still Have Teeth
Please Don’t Scare Me I Poop Easily
while over in the Pit of Despair
He chooses the worst to furnish it there
a great, flaming decal to greet each new admission:
Relax
We’re All Crazy
It’s Not a Competition