ghosts CAN be straight
they just like you to wait
and struggle to figure out
just what the hell it is they’re banging on about
they seem to get a buzz
from moonlit rustling in spooky shrubs
walking through walls in empty pubs
irritating jump scares face to face
creeping & sneaking about the place
honestly – it’s obscene
they’re totally gabby but basically mean
SO anti-social, slamming doors
sending weird texts by ouija board