I’m so hot
I got in a spot
when I stopped
for a hug with the human torch
and he swore and said his back was scorched
then said game on
frowned at me and said flame on
which I have to say put a strain on
our fantastic relationship
(actually – more like a situationship)

I’m so hot
the sun said stop
I’ve been watching you off and on a lot
sandalling about, stealing my job
there’s only room for one fiery blob
position taken
and I was sadly mistaken
if I thought he wouldn’t report all the rules I was breakin’
he was like Jim! I’m a ball of hydrogen and helium
I said d’ya mean plasma? he said yes mate, premium