If you see something which doesn’t look right
could be anything
How much time have you GOT?
some have an irrational fear of honey
for example
others might be tripped into an existential malaise
by a three bean wrap
I know myself
I struggle with the concept
of jaffa cakes
I mean
who are you KIDDING?
it’s a BISCUIT not a CAKE
a sinister, STALE kinda biscuit
something you might find in a cellar
after the apocalypse
and eat out of desperation
a spongy monstrosity
infected with jam
they distilled from old car freshener
bleurgh
interestingly
VAT is added to chocolate-covered biscuits
but not chocolate-covered cakes
hmmm
I wonder whether THAT’S significant?
anyway
speak to staff
or text the British Transported by Trivial Matters on this number
We’ll sort it.
See it
Say it
Sort of