To be vegan, or not to be vegan – that is the question
which is why we hath given our menu a freshen
no need to worry your head about murder
with the 100% plant-based McHamlite burger
Oh how this too, too alt-cheese would melt
O’er a luscious patty on a bun of spelt
Enjoy a soothing drink with your dinner
From our floral range Ophelia in the River
For a premium experience – try Yorick’s guest room
(flights of angels sing to thee in the restroom)