
guaranteed


I was in the garden
thinking hard n’
startin’
to feel words were dumb
grass was grass, the sun, the sun
(creatively blocked, to use the jargon)
suddenly I’m dry flow
a vacant little shit show
a no go kinda poet
a kid with a trumpet
who blows and pumps it
but it just sounds bad and he has to dump it
I know it’s absurd
all because I saw some herbs
in a rotten ol’ planter start to emerge
yeah! I felt so alive
looking at chives
but the words I wanted wouldn’t arrive
a sign I should quit
stop for a bit
put the pen down, be done with it
finally fuck this
spike the haikus, kill the couplets
cut the chives, make some omelettes
driven by caffeine
and the pull of routine
stoic and steadfast
straight after breakfast
I head upstairs
to my desk and chair
to sit there
and type
500 words of freewrite
like a prolix golem
then afterwards a poem
and I have to say stanley
will almost inevitably
walk up in front of me
I’m glad of the company
doggedly content
two word hounds head down on the scent