into the arena

Mr Thomas uses his cane to move the strip curtain aside, then after staring at me levelly, thumps the rubber ferrule a couple of times against the glass, then lets the strips fall back into place.

I’m not sure what he means. Is there a keysafe round the side I haven’t seen? Is the door open and he wants me to let myself in? Or is it something else?  I’d guess from his expression – a terrifying species of imperial rage – that he wants me to clear off.

I did try to call him beforehand to warn him I was coming. But Mr Thomas’ phone rejects anonymous calls, and even though I used the 1470 function to remove the anonymity, it still hadn’t accepted the call. In the absence of an alternative number, I’d decided to call round on spec. Which is beginning to feel like a catastrophic error of judgement.

He hooks the strip curtain aside again, to see if I’ve taken the hint. When it’s apparent that I’m not leaving, the strips fall back into place again, and I assume from the isolated flashes of movement I catch that he’s decided to come to the door.

It takes a while.

Across the road, two painters have stopped for lunch. They’ve sat down with their legs happily swinging over the edge of the scaffolding, and are busy setting out their flasks and sandwiches. It’s like they’re settling down to watch a film. Gladiator, maybe.

There’s a doored porch to Mr Thomas’ house – a heavy, white, plastic-and-metal affair. Eventually the inner door opens, and Mr Thomas stands there in his dressing gown and slippers, holding a zimmer frame in one hand and a walking stick in the other, worryingly like a net and trident. He glares at me despite my ingratiating smile, then starts the precarious business of negotiating the front step. I can hardly bear to watch. In fact, the whole thing’s so alarming I try the outer door so I can go in to help. But it’s locked, so all I can do is stand there helplessly as he gets himself in a terrible muddle, trying to manoeuvre the frame with one hand whilst he waves the walking stick in the air. More by luck than skill, and with a huge amount of crashing and swearing and flailing about, he manages to reach the porch door, where he stops to catch his breath, clinging on to the handle. When he’s sufficiently recovered, he starts fiddling with the intricate locking mechanism, flashing me a look every once in a while, as if all this was my fault, and I’m going find out soon enough what he thinks about it.

I glance back at the painters on the scaffolding. One of them raises his sandwich by way of salute. I nod feebly, and then turn back just in time to see the door thrown aside, and Mr Thomas standing there in the full and unmitigated fury of his dressing gown.
Just what the bloody hell do you think you’re playing at? he says.
‘I’m Jim. From the hospital. Come to see how you are’ I say. And as bravely as I can, I hold out my hand, like a Christian martyr offering the lion something to sniff, or tear asunder, depending.

2 thoughts on “into the arena

  1. That sounds just like my 91 year old father! Despite having had 2 replacement knees one of which went disastrously wrong, leaving one foot at a very strange angle to the rest of his leg, he point blank refuses to use a walking stick. We worry that he will fall and do more damage to himself so we end up walking behind him so that we can catch him. He is one stubborn old git and a very angry one who rails against the cruelty of his age. Thank you for letting us know that he isn’t the only one

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    1. He’s definitely not the only one, Sally! It’s always bracing to meet them. Keeps you on your toes (i.e. leaning back slightly). Later on when I read back over Mr Thomas’ file (forensically, post-mauling), I found a note to say ring the daughter first – not for access so much as someone to act as a shield…
      No doubt that curmudgeonly attitude is what helps them reach such an advanced age, although I did meet a 94 yo the other day who was as sympathetic & sanguine as you’d wish – when I asked what her secret was, she said a glass of red wine a day and counting your blessings.
      Thanks very much for the comment, Sally – and all the very best to your dad 🙂 J

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