the life & sudden death of the tinder outlaws

this here’s the likeness o’ billy the kid
smile as cute as a crack in a lid
hooks the butt of his colt in his chinos
leans in to fondle his palominos

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this is a portrait of jesse james
likes to play with banks & trains
sips his whiskey, shines his buckles
wipes his tash, cracks his knuckles

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this here fella’s one wild bill hickokwildbill
wears a brace o’ pistols half-cocked
waves ‘em about; shoots some plates
carries on playing his aces & eights

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too slow, my friend… too slow

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