I’m slumped / dumped / spiritually gazumped / I’m rolling on the forecourt with the last gas pumped

I’m slack / cracked / wasted and whacked / I’m a shop soiled cosmonaut drifting off track

I’m snookered / bazooka’d / soulfully verruca’d / I’m a wonderland caterpillar totally hookah’d

I’m trolleyed / squalid / more liquid than solid / I’m a bottle of windolene chugged and volleyed

I’m stuffed / snuffed / artlessly roughed / I’m a dragon with a fag on fatally puffed

I’m steaming / keening / vacantly dreaming / I’m one part how’de do, two parts screaming

at least / if I’m honest / that’s how it’s seeming