truly am I the pinnacle of klutz
no ifs no buts
watch in horror as I wail
my long arms fling & flail
as I try but signally fail
to keep beak above tail
once again demonstrating my supernatural talents
for anything but the most rudimentary balance
haplessly pratfalling backwards
scattering spectators & contractors
demolishing an entire row of fancy new huts
on this modest but decently refurbished kibbutz