Treat yourself!
Why not choose from our exclusive menu?

The Zingy King Zuckerburger, with a raw data salad, a side of non-compliance and an ice-cold spite

A Fabulous Flaming Bezos in hot Re-Entry sauce, bbq tax receipts and zero hours cola

or why not try

The Classic Branson, drenched in Private Island Dressing, with a side of Krispee Goatees and a Public Purse Shake

NEW for Desserts:

The INCREDIBLE Elon Mess