coupons for the carvery?
you hardly
have to ask
we did the pier first
the carvery last

weather was crap
and as if that
wasn’t bad enough
a seagull swooped down
and hit me with stuff

it slapped me crack
right in the back
I kid you not
just for a second
I thought I’d been shot

Jane gagged
had wipes in her bag
that stuff’s lethal
shouldn’t be allowed
seagulls are evil

the carvery was packed
every plate stacked
felt quite decadent
I’d lost my appetite
Jane was in her element

she started with turkey
I thought it looked curly
a little bit dry
so I played it safe
had the bone pie