it was a study
in mud
the effect
you’d expect
after a biblical flood
when you’d parked
your ark
in an inundated neighbourhood

bloody muddy
as a matter of fact
dry ground it completely lacked
the absolute opposite of terra firma
but if you’re selling mud runs a nice little earner

if someone said Hey Bud!
Ya call this MUD?
The swamp I’m from we’d say it’s a dud
I’d say Don’t be judgy
I just think it’s sludgy
I don’t understand why you’re being so touchy

but I’m past caring
I’m finally wearing
my bougie new boots
perfectly designed for muddy pursuits