(with sincere apologies to the Sherman bros.)

aaoooowh….

Supersmellystinkystanleyexpelwhiffatrocious
Even just the sound of him is something quite ferocious
If he lets off next to you you’ll have a bad thrombosis
Supersmellystinkystanleyexpelwhiffatrocious

bum did a little whistle bum did a sigh
bum did a little whistle bum did a sigh

One day I heard a funny squeak when I was on the rug
I gave my nose a little tweak to guard it from the fug
But then it hit me properly and nature did the rest
And as they laid my body out these fateful words I said…

aaoooowh….

(repeat ad nauseam….)