I hear fadda christmas
is gettin’ down to business
with some fancy leg work
and a distribution network
the family can only dream of
leaning on the cream of
elf productivity
and the magical ability
to be nowhere and everywhere all at once
multiple drops on multiple fronts
and even though he’s far from skinny
reliably making it down the chimney
so anyways – santa, my friend – here’s to ya
and if you make it back alive – happy noo ya