homo commuteris

across the road in scavenged boots and hat
past slanting signs, rusting cars and that
to a grounded train in an overgrown station
a mouldy notice with old information
if you see something that doesn’t look right
which you do when you light your fire each night
to toast your toes and roast your rat
and fight to keep yourself intact
while nature yawns and slowly rises
tired of the lies and compromises
finally ready to close the doors
and commute you like the dinosaurs

emergency wot emergency

here they come running for all they’re worth
making progress, selling the earth
military mouths, corporate holler
ignoring warnings, spawning dollar
there’s gold in them thar’ juicy rocks!
so prime the pumps! feed the stocks!
gold tooth flashes, dirty dances
while a distant figure slowly advances
dragging the world in her coal black cape
till you make a hasty excuse and escape
to party on the deck of a flickering liner
run aground on the sandbank of her upturned timer

the trouble with sirens

sirens sit on slippery rocks
singing sweetly in kelpy frocks
their vibe so slick
you feel heartsick
and want to sail there pretty quick
ending up wrecked
dead of neglect
seasalt burns, seagull pecked
(lash yourself with ropes to the mast
carry on sailing safely past)

leaders stand in public view
reading words from an autocue
their schtick so slick
you feel heartsick
turn off the TV pretty quick
ending up cynical
hypercritical
of anyone sounding remotely political
(check the facts, the social environs
vote for genuine people not sirens)

oops there goes another one

Romans saw omens but over-extended
Mayans lost water on which they depended
Qin caved-in under floods & droughts
Egyptians inflicted by military routs
Phoenicians ceased in trade war traumas
Greeks peaked at fractious borders
Ottomans bottomed, politically arthritic
Sumerians despaired when their soil turned acidic
(So our imminent collapse should hold no surprises
Preceded by so many famous demises)

eulogy at the pyre

poor gaia’s
getting tired
of being hard-wired
to expire
like a cheap air fryer
by CEOs who aspire
to retire
on the slick, plump profits
from the pumps and sumps and oil deposits

I mean – sure – they could stop it
if the companies didn’t block it
with the politicians in their pocket
sucking up dollar while mother earth cops it
protecting profits
arresting prophets
(I mean – WHY do they have to be SO catastrophic?
pessimistic, unrealistic
they haven’t a clue about economics
and anyway who really GIVES a shit
about Professor Whatever and their doomy statistics?
the city and the country’s sick of it
why don’t they quit?
cut their hair and use some lipstick?
get a job and be done with it?
absolutely doolally, totally dipshit
just leave the climate to us – okay? – we’ll fix it)

so
no
it’s not the air con
that’s making the hairs on
my neck stand up
it’s the thought
we’ve been brought
to the precipice
by a lloyd’s list
of blue chip companies in our midst
CEOs, shareholders, hedge fund people
their sneaky ecocide above board and legal
annual reports somewhere north of lethal
compromised beyond retrieval
the world in upheaval
till we all end up lost to a life medieval
cooked by degrees
in the cinder breeze
while leafless trees
slowly break and collapse in heaps
fragile as – I don’t know – deep fried churros
while the bones of dogs n’cows n’burros
litter the pitiful city plains
end time survivors hiding out in drains
the end of the world at last complete
(and all for the sake of a balance sheet)