…and another thing / the moon landing / US BS governmental grandstanding / don’t tell me you’ve actually gone n’bought / all that shit ‘bout an astronaut / one small step for man? I don’t think so / unless it was on wires in a Hollywood studio / the picture they took of that flag is pure crap / there ‘ain’t no wind to make it flap / there’s a lot of stuff out there, my friend / how d’ya think JFK met his end? / it was the CIA what shot him through / Abraham Lincoln and Princess Di too / nine eleven was an inside job / Kermit the Frog and Sideshow Bob / Democrats are lizards from another galaxy / the Earth isn’t round that’s a communist fallacy / aliens hold dances for nurses and nuns / in a great big hangar in Area 51 / COVID 19 was nothing but population control / Mount Rushmore is filled with pirate gold / the statue of liberty is a great big camera / to monitor the spread of a certain diaspora / those trails in the sky? ya think planes, perhaps? / no my friend that’s compliance gas / n’here’s something interesting that’ll make you jump / the great-great-great grandson of Jesus and Mary Magdalene is Donald J Trump / I mean – what the hell ya think the J stands for? / they’ll tell ya John but I’m not so sure / and when you go to vote, be in no doubt / they’ll make you use a pencil so they can rub it out / Bigfoot, Nessie, Elvis Presley? / controlling everything indirectly / via underfloor channels on the QAnon / that’s where I get my intel from / I convert that white noise kinda signal / into interesting collections of colourful pixel / which dish the dirt on the shit they did / from J K Rowling to the Pyramids / Marjorie Greene – hell – I’m a real admirer / now – gimme twenty lights and a National Enquirer
conspiracy theories
who told you I’m a conspiracy theorist?
wake the hell up sheeple
what kinda people
ARE you?
I don’t mean to scare you
I just wanna prepare you
for the big correction
that’s rolling thru’ the streets in your general direction
c’mon – shit like this shit don’t just happen
you can’t just sit there laughing and clapping
fake news fapping
backroom backslapping
time’s up
you gotta wise up
rise up
straighten your cap & do your flies up
c’mon talk to me
stick that self-respect back where it oughta be
why n’t you & me
take a stroll down the road & speak truth to authority
whaddya mean – where’d I get my facts?
relax, man, relax
certainly not the Democrats
don’t you worry about me, my friend
I’m a patriot defender
end to end legit
I got the only facts that fit
if you only got the brains to recognise it
not like you & your lamestream media
your Washington Post and your Wikipedia
I’m free and unaffiliated
I get my facts straight and unmediated
forget what they force fed you in school
let me lay out a few of the REAL rules:
- Nothing happens by chance
- Nothing is what it seems at first glance
- Everything interconnects
- For every cause there is an effect
last time I checked
Correct?
let me put this to you
the ol’ red pill blue pill walk-through:
Salem Witches?
Illuminati bitches
5G?
Virus key
JFK?
One word: Marilyn Monroe – okay?
The vaccine?
obscene
just another part of the hoax n’ smokes machine
that’s been running behind the scenes
since God’s creation
of this beautiful, bad-ass, sore-afflicted nation
it’s the only rational explanation
now, tell me again the basis of your hesitation


