The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb / and the leopard shall join them via web cam / and the calf and the young lion and the fatling together / whatever a fatling is / and they shall do the biz / and a little child shall lead them / and the fast broadband shall speed them / and great shall be the multitudes of followers thereof

And the cow and the bear shall feed / each according to their need / the cow unto pastures sunny / the bear into big jars of hunny / and their young ones shall lie down together / on disreputable but comfortable sofas of leather / and the lion shall eat straw like the ox / in a big cardboard box / because the lion hath been behaving most strangely of late / but all interventions frustrate / making for a most uneasy kinda housemate

And the sucking child shall play on the hole of the asp / which shall make all around him gasp / his collar grasp / and they shall pull him away pretty fast / and tell him most sternly this is the last / time he cometh to the petting zoo / if this is the kinda thing he doth do / and the weaned child shall put his hand on the cockatrice’ den / and the whole damned thing shall start over again