There was absolutely no-one in the car park but me
which is why I couldn’t help taking it so personally
when a seagull, vindictively,
blatantly acting tactically,
voided its bowels acrobatically
spattering me liberally
the very second I took off my PPE
jim clayton 
Oh my god I’m so enjoying the light relief you provide Jim! Please don’t stop!! Cathy 😊
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Thanks very much, Cathy! You know – as soon as that seagull off-loaded I thought ‘this’ll make a good poem…’. (Or maybe five minutes after, when I’d stopped cursing, shouting &c) 🥴💕
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