Build your own Baronet

Build your own Baronet
with this tried & trusted
22 carat, jewel-encrusted
Elementary Gentry set:


One pot of family privilege
rendered and refined
from the upper caste mine
on the outskirts of the village

One bolt of royal bluster
woven and dyed
in our holdings worldwide
to the most luminous lustre

Five buttons from an offshore fund
as clean as possible
invisible, non-taxable
presented on a Kevlar cummerbund

One certificate of authenticity
handwritten on vellum
rapere pauperem
sealed with a Royal Crest of Complicity

One empty, elite skin

One plastic castle to put it all in

Flattery not included

Legal Disclaimer:
This toy is strictly play apparatus
It does NOT confer any social status


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