King Arthur
clanks across the park in a suit of armour
rapidly losing heart
takes his Malibu Barbie to the lake
and though his heart is fit to break
lifts his visor, kisses her
already madly misses her
says a prayer, caresses & crosses her
leans back & tosses her
The Barbie of the Lake rises up and catches her
leaps like a rainbow trout & snatches her
then with a fabulous flip of her tail
a super sushi flash of scales
slips away with a simple but satisfying slop
and Arthur drags himself back to Camelot