Stanley’s paws

Stanley’s paws
are about four storeys
you need a ladder to get by
or maybe a trampoline
but only if you’re expert at that kinda thing

Stanley’s paws
break all natural laws
and a whole lot hairier
than your average Himalayan yeti
take a look at the state of our settee

Stanley’s paws
are quite a draw
say they’re horrific and unspeakable
but they come in great numbers
to take selfies while he slumbers

Stanley’s paws
get spontaneous applause
he waves them accidentally or whatever
I mean large crowds gather to declare
they’ve seen smaller claws on a grizzly bear

Stanley’s paws
are opening doors
a TV producer phoned for a sample
of something resembling a movie script
and now season 1 is available on Netflix

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