puppy to man

mum had kids when she shoulda had dogs
which makes such perfect sense because
it totally fits how she is and was

a fit of adult distemper? maybe
but every dog she ever had was a baby
and every baby a dog she fussed like crazy

you can take a baby and a dog for a walk
but a dog only barks whilst a baby soon talks
and that’s where the strolls in the park start to fork

at the risk of sounding a little judgemental
instead of taking the road marked parental
she shoulda just followed the signs to the kennel

but the clock ticks on, enough’s enough
the kids were fed and watered and loved
(so we looked our best when she showed us at Crufts)

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s