the johnsonator

listen & understand! the johnsonator is out there
with its hyperalloy rumpled suit and crazy clown’s hair

I need your clothes, your boots and your funny money
as a standards advisor stubs out his fag on its tummy

part Old Etonian, part after dinner speaker
fully armed fantasist and serial cheater

and it absolutely will not stop
till you let all talk of investigation drop

and it can’t be reasoned or bargained with
although you might possibly be pardoned with

a donation or two to the party coffers
because it’s always open to sensible offers

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