I think when you finally get to know him
you’ll see that Stanley IS the poem
all the techniques he’s managed to perfect
like dramatically hanging paws for effect
and as the frantic pounding of his tail makes clear
he’s more iambic than William Shakespeare
he sneezes in threeses as loud as he pleases
assonance where his expertise is
and he’ll stare into space, and twitch when he snoozes
dreaming of tripe stick flavoured muses
and reliably one full hour before he’s fed
he’ll howl like an elegy from the book of his bed