I’m assured that guidance was followed at all times
and if it wasn’t those people will pay for their crimes

I’m as sick as you to see footage of Allegra
she’s a friend of Carrie’s really and I can’t bear her

I MAY have been to a party but if I did I didn’t know it
apart from the email, the DJ, the booze and the party food there was no real sign to show it

I can’t comment further as the police enquiries unravel
but anyway, Keir Starmer likes Jimmy Saville

The fines are coming in but whatever – I remain
using whatever cover I can find and oh look – Ukraine