4 new nursery rhymes

I.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
Phone in a grip
mic on a clip
artistically angling his smiling head
hashtag AnthropomorphicEgg

II.
Twinkle, twinkle Influencer
How I wonder what you are
Stats up in the stratosphere
Looking perfect from down here
Twinkle, twinkle Influencer
Can I be your follower?

III.
Ring-a ring-a covid
Conspiracists oppose it
A-tishoo!
A-tishoo!
They pass it round

IV.
Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon.
The little dog laughed to see such fun
And the dish rolled another joint on the sofa

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