Land of hope and glory
Mother of the free
(unless it interferes with
foreign currency)

Wider still and wider
Shall thy bounds be set
(especially if you’re flying
in a private jet)

Land of hope and glory
Mother of the free
Human rights are sacred
(so pay anonymously)

Wider still and wider
Shall thy funds be got
(unless you’re lower order
in which case that’s your lot)

Land of hope and glory
Mother of the free
(It’s easy to extort thee
when you’re on your knees)