creation myth

In the Beginning
was The Bird
but Her feathers were thinning
and The Bird felt cursed
It couldn’t be worse
She was the only Bird in the Universe

So She swallowed a star
and laid an egg
and hatched The Jaguar
and grabbed His leg
and tossed Him out the nest
(She expected a chick and wasn’t impressed)

The Jaguar roared
and vomited humans
which I’m reliably assured
was the REAL evolution
and goes some way to explain the confusion
but I’ll let you reach your own conclusion

3 thoughts on “creation myth

  1. What do you mean by that “let you reach your own conclusion” statement? In ‘Merica that’s not tolerated. We believe our corporate-government and the B-I-B-L-E to the EXCLUSION of any of your lying science-y stuff. 🤐🙄😵‍💫


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