appointment in albuquerque

and I met with DEATH on Tinder
and DEATH seemed very surprised
but I’m quite the olympic sprinter
dropped the phone and ran outside

I waved down a passing Uber
screamed Take me outta this place!
so she did a cool manoeuvre
and drove me outta state

I bailed in Albuquerque
gave her a million bucks
she said I was nice but quirky
and wished me all the lucks

I went to a 7-Eleven
to get myself a Sprite
imagine my expression
when DEATH said Hey! Alright?

I THOUGHT that was you on the app!
your profile said Trenton, New Jersey
which confused me all to crap
‘cos I had you for Albuquerque

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