a debate about religion with a friend conveniently called Kevin

when an atheist dies
that’s all folks
one day alive
the next day croaks

when a priest dies
they think it’s a bridge
to harps n’wings
from a mortuary fridge

so (to summarise):

on the one hand, NOTHING
on the other, SOMETHING
(NOTHING being a lack of TO and FRO
hard to imagine but there you go)

but here’s the thing about NOTHING or HEAVEN:
maybe they’re the same thing, Kevin

if it’s heaven – great – you get to float
play with God and generally gloat

it it’s nothing – you don’t know a thing about it
and you don’t get a chance to crow about it

in other words

you die – wow – a heavenly show
or you die – there’s nothing – but you don’t know
so you wouldn’t know there WASN’T a heaven
– is any of this making sense to you, Kevin?

does that mean you should hedge your bets
cross yourself and genuflect?
when you see a church door, should you go through it?
nope – sorry, mate – still can’t do it

2 thoughts on “a debate about religion with a friend conveniently called Kevin

  1. I love that. Here’s one of mine on a similar subject:

    I have no god to pray to
    I have no faith to keep
    No belief
    No relief
    No prayers before I sleep

    I get no absolution
    I stay guilty of my sins
    No shriving
    Just striving
    But I own all my wins

    I came alone to this life
    And look for none after
    No heavenly choir
    No eternal fire
    Just earthly tears and laughter

    I don’t claim it as a virtue
    Or say religious folk are wrong
    I have no fight
    Or special sight
    I’m neither weak nor strong

    I just survive as best I can
    And do what good I may
    My errors
    Many terrors,
    I try to keep at bay

    Perhaps life would be easier
    If I could replace the veil
    But I can’t un-know
    The things I know
    Or believe those comfort tales

    But I say there is still wonder
    In a world of fact and science
    And there are arts
    And loving hearts
    And courage in defiance

    So pray for me if you must
    If it puts your soul at ease
    I’m fine right here
    No need to fear
    I’m living as I please

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