the three blind mice
got busted by vice
agreed a price
spilled the cheese on the farmhouse heist
the fugazi tails device
nice

the dish and the spoon
blew cover too soon
the scene was somewhat opportune
we scored the cat, the fiddle, the cow, the moon
– the whole goddamn spittoon
boom

doctor foster
double-crossed her
one last blast of oxycontin then he tossed her
but no WAY had he lost her
he bobbed-up in Gloucester
shocker

old mother hubbard
finally blubbered
tossed her, discovered
a Glock and a Beretta in the cupboard
the murderous old buzzard
god love her

georgie porgy
pie-eyed in a suburban orgy
fingered by clergy
DA says he was DP’d by a Tory
sticking to his story
lawdy

little jack horner?
plum off his tits in the corner?
that crusty little performer?
let me warn ya
he’s our best informer
top dollar

the wee willie winkie case is now officially closed