with apologies to Disney & everyone else…

Hi-diddle-dee-dee
A Tory’s life for me
A slap on the back from the old PM
Who’s calling in a favour again

Hi-diddle-dee-dee
A Tory’s life for me
A million bucks for a box of masks
That no one checks and no one asks

Hi-diddle-dee-dum
A Tory’s life is fun
A crate of wine and a plate of cheese
Wads of cash for consultancies

Hi-diddle-dee-day
The Tory life’s okay
Offshore tax and expenses frauds
Executive seats on company boards
Fingers in things that no-one records
Enjoying our juicy and just rewards
Snug as a bug in the House of Lords

A Toooooory’s
Liiiiiiiife
Foooor
Meeeeeeeee