unfortunately
inadvertently
playing with Stanley
experimentally
isotopically
& radioactively
we accidentally
and admittedly
somewhat clumsily
anatomically and subatomically
rearranged him fundamentally
until now – as you’ll see
if you sit a little closer to me
and examine him microscopically
you’ll find poor Stanley
is no bigger than a flea
I mean – obviously
we’re diligently
working on a remedy
but apparently
transparently
he’s seems to be coping adequately
hopping about the place quite happily

oops!
shoot!
whatever you do, don’t move your foot…